When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.
by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
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The time of night that it becomes douchey to continue wearing sunglasses.
Dude, you're still wearing sunglasses and it's after douche pm.
So? The ladies love it...
by joehavelda October 29, 2010
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Drives a Porsche, Typically a Boxter or 911. Tells everyone about his Porsche. Usually wears Porsche clothing. Buys cheapest Porsche possible to seem rich. Thinks about how incredible he is every day to keep his ego high. Very successful with women unless named Tyler.
Did you see that guy in the 911? total Porsche Douche!

That guy Vinny fucks! Even though hes a Porsche Douche.
by America rocket ship cow boy January 25, 2022
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When a crowd of four-five douche bags are isolated from a crowd, (with the exception of a couple of outsiders) and are trying to "show off", impress somebody, or are just being plain douchey.
Bob, Steve, Peter, John, and Vincent are playing basketball and keep trying to hit three pointers, but they're totally failing. Don't get me started on the way Peter tripped while doing a layup trying to impress Sheila. Can you say douche-a-palooza?
by YOSHNCLRS February 22, 2015
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A different version of moby dick that is a huge duchebag. He eats dick and sucks balls.
Hey Bill, I found a moby douche in the ocean. It appears he has a huge cock in his mouth
by Fresh mountain dick November 14, 2018
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Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.
by ric scu May 26, 2014
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This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.
Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.
by stephilovepapastephilovepapa December 20, 2017
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