You are a darkling, if...

• You are more SARCASTIC than you are CHARMING.
• You are a GEEK, but you are COOL.
• You hate STUPID people with a PASSION.
• You may be addicted to CAFFEINE, but you RECYCLE, so that's okay.
• You appreciate brilliant ART, MOVIES, MUSIC and PHOTOGRAPHY.
• You enjoy mentally TITILLATING conversations.
• You are a hopeless ROMANTIC.

• You are DARK.
• You are DARLING.

A Xanga blogring.
EXAMPLE:

"Won't you come join the Darklings ring, darling?"
by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004
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A nickname for someone who likes spooky things or seems spooky.
by Allora December 2, 2003
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The nick name for a fan of a popular rock band called "THE DARKNESS".
Darklings are close followers of the band, not just those who think a song is great and then get bored and ignore them.
"So, you're a fan of The Darkness then?"
"Yeah, that'd make me a Darkling, rock on dude"
by dark-darkling April 12, 2005
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A mixture of jiz, shit, sweat, blood, hair, and anything else that may be found in a man's ass after receiving anal sex.
After anal sex, it is recommended to wash the darkle out of your ass.
by .nobody. February 17, 2008
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A singlular fan of the almight, amazing rock band the darkness. Has v good musical taste!
Do you want to be a darkling?
by rach January 24, 2004
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A little annoying girl who never goes outside or has contact with society other than contacting odd people via internet.
Darkling; you annoying little cunt, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FORUM AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!
by Foofoo November 4, 2004
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A racist term used to describe an ugly black person. Is a word play on the fairytale "The Ugly Duckling"
by Senoir Poonrat April 19, 2006
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