When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.
I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.
by Storm Thurmond July 3, 2010
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Having sex while the girl is menstruating and finishing with a hand job.
She just kept bleeding, so it turned into a cranberry hand pie.
by Karl1234 November 13, 2014
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a fantastic girly drink consisting of 2 parts white rum, 1 part sparkling white wine, and 1 part cranberry juice. rinse and repeat; you will have fun.
hey rachael...i'm loving this cranberry yum yum! i can't taste the rum at all!
by sluts_rule_simi November 21, 2010
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Means to kill Tony Thompson while sayin E Honda E Honda E Honda
Kill tony Thompson to cranberry moon walk
by street fighter February 10, 2014
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The great ambrosia of all delicious fruit juices.
A mixture of sweet strawberry flavor and sour cranberry juice.
The God of all juices.
"I feel like I could do anything, I just had some Cranberry-Strawberry Juice"
by Yes Surrr January 25, 2009
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