Joel: bro Ever since I sucked that girls tits I’ve had a throbbing cob dude!
Landon: yeah dog I can see it, that shits about to rip your pants!
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by Joelyrolleypolleyolley January 17, 2018
by 5.9 Magnum V8 October 23, 2018
The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.
My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.
by Mr. Weebitzy December 8, 2013
To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.
by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006
by Sezril February 21, 2004
A roll of Toilet Paper.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.
by Spud__666 January 16, 2011
Man 1: Cobs on the last slice of pie!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: Cobs! It means I claim that slice of pie.
Man 2: Dude, who uses that word anymore?!
by Deeshceel September 11, 2008