oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party
by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021
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Can be referred to objects that are very important to someone.
These cars are my children!
by MAGA-Man January 17, 2017
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That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.
by Your dads 3rd teacher February 2, 2019
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the worst thing that rome this earth with there screaming tantrums and there demon eyes with that little grin on there faces they are demons just hearing the word children is scary enough. if i ever worked at a daycare i will have the worst stars for rating because all the children will be dead GOD THERE SO ANNYOING
OMG LOOK ITS CHILDREN RUNNNN
by i spat in your tub January 23, 2021
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The definition of a devil. They were sent from the deepest depths of hell to torture us with their little tricks. They are noisy brats who need attention 24/7. They purposely ask us stupid shit like "what is 1 + 5?" or "what is that shape? *points to a fucking circle* I don't know what it is." They bug people cause they just want to. Orphans, however are much much worse. They bug everyone and have an easy excuse, "I am an orphan looking for a family." In short, children are devils, and I would rather go to hell than have to be in a room filled with those disgusting, noisy, spoiled little brats.
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I hate children.
I despise children.
by xFly_ May 11, 2022
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