A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022
A car driven by a grown man meant to draw attention to himself, typically because they have no personality or any other redeeming qualities to get noticed by the opposite sex. They rely on purchasing obnoxious expensive cars such as a yellow Camero to draw attention to themselves.
I just saw Shawn drive by in the Riff-Raff chariot. Jesus, why doesn’t he just paint "hey, look at me" on the side of it?
by The Corporate Cropduster November 5, 2010
When two men kneel facing each other naked and attempt to swing each other's ballsacks into one another, a reference to the old negro spiritual.
by Mark Bellhorn December 7, 2010
1.pleasing or agreeable; delightful.2.a light, four-wheeled pleasure carriage.3.the word that defined a summer
example:
-"Heidi gave Herman a pleasurable time in the sweet deal sex chariot."
-Abby told her friends proudly,"Hey guys! I ate 6 hot dogs!" the group replied in approval "Sweet Deal Sex Chariot"
-"Heidi gave Herman a pleasurable time in the sweet deal sex chariot."
-Abby told her friends proudly,"Hey guys! I ate 6 hot dogs!" the group replied in approval "Sweet Deal Sex Chariot"
by H+H December 5, 2006
by Ffboi July 9, 2022
Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 15, 2011
A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish March 25, 2016