beet jelly

A type of preserve made with beets.

I love beet jelly. It's very healthy.

by Ritacca June 15, 2023

The beets

The feeling of absolute disgust after you’ve consumed a large meal, or hit up Panda Express for the 4th time this week.

Oh God I need to lay down, I’ve got the beets.

by BeetsTheMeats October 9, 2018

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

Got ze beets

When u play a good song

Joe: (plays good song)
uglamishit: OHHHHH u got ze beets

by Why.u.lookin.up.deez.words November 3, 2020

Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 7, 2014

Sugar Beet

A woman who’s candy still tastes like dirt after you wash it off and eat it.

We call her sugar beet cause she’s like candy that you drop and wash off but still tastes like dirt.

by Totally Legal Alien June 9, 2022

beet juice

Something to jack off with

Want to borrow my Beet juice when we have our circle jerk?

by Cyndarelli February 22, 2018