Holds baked potatoes
by SwaggyPotato214 January 23, 2017
the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.
See also 'gravy boat'
See also 'gravy boat'
by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009
When you're sportin' a blunt and having sex at the same time, delicately place an uncooked potato up the poop shoot of the broad being ravishly fucked. Upon reaching sexual climax, engage in in a swift punch to the gooch, which will in turn force the potato out of the anus in order to be placed into the oven for 30 minutes or until golden brown.
I was hungry and in the mood for a fucking so i grabbed this dumb cunt and gave her a half-baked potato.
by Bidd Boys January 25, 2009
by Bigmantyrobe December 13, 2019
by xXLowerCaseXx April 7, 2018
Shitting into a condom then freezing it. Once it is frozen solid, take it out of the condom and use it as a dildo to stick in your lover's ass. Then leave it in until it thaws, then your lover shits it back out and presents it to you "twice baked".
by steamy gene September 30, 2006
"Its snowing and there's no school today!" "I'm gonna throw a huge birthday party!" "Baked potatoe!"
by Zach March 24, 2004