dmv trapper

dmv trapper is someone who wears 990s and a nike tech with a ski mask every time they leave the house even tho they have 0 opps

yo all these opps birdy yhu hurd they not jacking shit its all about money and murda

yo stfu u have 0 opps and u live in a big ass house in maryland 😭😭😭 fake ass dmv trapper

by big daddy gay boy February 4, 2023

DMV Attitude

The attitude someone gives when things don't go their way. When you talk to them you feel like you're talking to a disgruntled employee at the DMV.

This could be a one time thing but normally reoccurs with the same person around a certain time of day, every day or just when you talk to them.

I wouldn't talk to her today. She's got a DMV attitude.

by Intense, like camping. August 6, 2011

DMV slow

Describes the super slow-mo way the employess at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles move.They don't get in a hurry for anything except for breaks, lunch and quitting time.Obviously being paid by the hour. When you have to go to the DMV,go early and plan to stay all day.

There is SLOW,SUPER SLOW and then there's DMV SLOW.

by wolfbait51 April 1, 2011

DMV REFUGEE

When you go to the Dept. of Motor Vehicles to renew your license and it take 5 hours.

#1 Dude, I thought we were hooking up for for lunch and a cocktail today?

#2 Sorry Bro, I went in to renew my drivers license and ended up being a DMV Refugee.

by bula911 March 23, 2011

DMV Men

Men from D.C, Maryland and Virginia

DMV men don’t approach women.

by SloidOivin July 28, 2022

Dmv's Finest

Next big truck group in the DMV, they got some badass trucks, they nothing but family, don't play with them, because they aint the ones to play with

Got damnnnn, I wanna join Dmv's Finest, they got some badass trucks

by Dmv's Finest creater,Tanner P February 13, 2021

Missouri DMV

The place where you do more work trying to schedule a Driving Exam then actually getting the license itself.

They make it virtually impossible.

I tried to get my license today, but the Missouri DMV only does license tests on the 2nd Tuesday after the first full moon after the second Friday of June from 1-2 PM.

by grobend June 2, 2010