CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order
Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"
by Scott Vines October 20, 2007
«I’m part of the CIA»
«The Central Intelligence Agency?»
«No...the chaotic, introverted asexuals !»
«Oh, I see!»
«The Central Intelligence Agency?»
«No...the chaotic, introverted asexuals !»
«Oh, I see!»
by KamekTho May 29, 2021
The malaysian meme. Its will speak right after they do the 'pickupline'. The victim of this situation is commonly and probably their crush, bestfriend and also their family. It shown if someone say this, they will make them look funny and more friendly.
by Muhsin00 December 27, 2016
*Culinary Institute of America*
Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"
Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"
by kalie w. July 3, 2006
Possibly the worst fucking alphabet agency you'll find. They plunked $9 million (1973 dollars) into getting Salvador Allende out of office, but were too goddamn stupid and it took a junta with half the IQ of a CIA agent to overthrow the government. Any successes they have, they fall ass backwards into. They were put in charge of "interrogating terrorists," but did more to piss off the Arabs and turn non-terrorists into actual terrorists once they got out of Gitmo.
Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.
Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."
The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.
The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
Gives more ammo to a radical imam than an al-Qaida video of an Abrams tank getting blown up to the sound of a muezzin giving the adhan.
Acronym for "Can't Instigate Anything."
The worst waste of money in this country besides Bush Jr's presidential pension.
The place where people who can't get into the State Department or FBI go when they fail the entrance exams.
I heard the CIA gave the prince of Jordan a bunch of New York hookers in the 70s to keep King Hussein on our side.
by nbakuchev June 6, 2010
There's no example for this word. It's one of those abbreviations you use to annoy and confuse random people.
by Hemo March 3, 2005
1. Central intelligence Agency
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.
2. America's Eyes and Ears
3. The people who actually tried and did their best to capture Osama Bin laden while the government was sitting on their asses and giving false information to the army and basically hanging them out to dry. The CIA actually did its best to capture Bin Laden, but couldnt because of the dipshits in Washington.
For information on the REAL CIA, read the book JAWBREAKER by GARY BERNTSEN who was actually in the CIA and tried to capture Bin Laden but was held back by his commanders who wear in the governments back pocket.
by Cowboyssuck July 2, 2010