1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.
Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
by cilerder86 June 25, 2009
A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
by hailsfromSC June 25, 2009
by BeeDee04 June 30, 2009
"Man, after I got through tit-fucking my cousin, her chest looked like a map of the Appalachian Trail!"
by Chefguy February 29, 2012
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009
To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
by wordanista July 5, 2009
Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.
Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009