that's news to me!

What you say to somebody when they say something completely dumb. Must be said in a really sarcastic, annoying tone.

Phil-"Toni Braxton was born a man! She admitted it on Oprah."
Dave-"WOW! That's news to me!"

Janie-"Bush totally planned 9/11 to make himself look good!"
Pete-"That's news to me!"

by Nastina September 05, 2005

That's news to me

You're speaking to someone and they casually talk about something that happened or is going to happen that you had no previous knowledge of beforehand as if you did. They basically assume that you are aware of this.

For instance, if a girl says says to a guy, "we're going cinema this weekend", and he was previously unaware of this then he could say "that's news to me..".

by Haricots August 01, 2013

New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2014

News to Me

A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.

Person 1: Bro the President has Coronavirus!
Person 2: News to me!

by zdoesgaming March 04, 2021

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024