Damn, Derek is such a fruit cake with plastic surgery and Botox slobbering at that dick picture he found on the internet yesterday
by Shartypantsilovefarts January 4, 2022
A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.
Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!
Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?
by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018
by Briannaawsome April 7, 2018
a very very yum person that is just SO amazeballs yk?!&/@/&: like they're the best person to ever exist and deserve all the minions in the world!! also just the person with the best feet to ever walk this universe. they're someone who deserves cum in their name because they're just freaking amaze balls and great and yeah
by catsarecoolasballs June 20, 2022
When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’
Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?
Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?
Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.
Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!
Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?
Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.
Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!
by Nick loves yogurt July 30, 2022
The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.
John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
by Uniquexox November 23, 2014
by Cakez May 13, 2023