Fruit Cake

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

by Nick Wagner February 05, 2008

Fruit Cake

A form of an insult, usually meaning 'crazy'.

Or, a kind of dessert that deeply resembles a loaf of bread only it's a lot sweeter, softer, and contains candied fruit... Which aren't actually fruits at all.

1) A person digs through trash and eats it. Observer says, "Dude, what a fruit cake!"

2) Why a 'fruit cake' is called a fruit cake is a mystery since it isn't really a cake, and it doesn't even have fruits inside.

by Ebony Chalk December 23, 2008

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014

fruit cake

Means a guy is gay, or acting gay.

1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.

by Corerosin May 13, 2005

fruit cake

1.some one who is a gay person or who is acting like a gay person

2. A cake made of fruits

1. Julian is a fruitcake cuz he likes men
2. man that fruit cake was so good last night

by Mr.cookforsmith January 25, 2007

Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019