Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color
Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.
by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020
*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.
by oggy ostrich April 09, 2017
by BlondieThatLikesToSayTrash March 03, 2018
A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.
A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.
by Churchy C October 27, 2020
The act of releasing green chunky diarrhea onto your partners face then, ejaculating on it, then punching him/her in the nose causing the colors to mix together to form a fruit cake like color.
by SOUNDWAVE56 April 07, 2011
1.Dude, your such a fruit cake.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
2. Quit being a fruit cake.
3. Are you a fruit cake? all u do is hang out with guyz.
by Corerosin March 25, 2005