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Twisted Testiphobia 

The fear of one's testicles becoming twisted and/or knotted, resulting in deep physical and emotional pain. Occurs most often while one is sleeping on his side, or while one's girlfriend is playing with the testicles too aggressively.
"Struck with the fear of twisted testiphobia, Luke hasn't been able to sleep on his side for 3 years now."

"When the thought of walking became unbearable, Tony's case of twisted testiphobia confined him to a wheelchair."

Telephobia 

Fear of communicating long distance (not just on the phone).

This word has the greek prefix "tele" that means distant communication, and phobia, which means fear.
I don't like communicating over a long distance because I could embarrass myself because I don't know much about the other countries that they live in. I think I have telephobia.
Telephobia by phillips1012 December 14, 2012

textaphobic 

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.
Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

Texaphobia 

The fear of the state of Texas and its geometric shape.
I don't want to go to Texas because I have Texaphobia!
Texaphobia by scaredoftexas June 22, 2011
Someone who is scared of THX (Sound System)
You shouldn't have thxphobia . It was made by the same company who made Star Wars (Lucasfilm Ltd.).
thxphobia by supersamus April 26, 2016

Teutophobia 

"Oh my fucking god! That Volkswagen will kill us all!"