Texas Shit

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.
Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me
by jorge the whoregay January 11, 2009
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Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
by Pheecees September 07, 2019
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Texas Shit Ton

The only American metric unit.
The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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