Texas Shit 

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.

Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me

Texas Shit by jorge the whoregay January 10, 2009

Texas Shit Sandwich 

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people

I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.

Texas Shit Sandwich by Pheecees September 7, 2019

Texas Shit Ton 

The only American metric unit.

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton

Texas Shit Ton by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016

Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse

When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...

I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.

Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019

shithole of texas 

Roby, Texas, Pache Parks loves it there, but he's the only one

shithole of texas

shithole of texas by jason estes February 21, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019