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Texas Shit

The art of eating a whole stack of ribs and then having sex and in the middle of intercourse go to the bathroom and completely stink out the whole room thereby killing your hoe.
Last night i had a texas shit and my five dollar hoe died on me
by jorge the whoregay January 10, 2009
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Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
by Pheecees September 7, 2019
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Texas Shit Ton

The sun weighs exactly one tenth of a Texas Shit Ton
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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When a human tries to establish dominance over their human counterpart by taking a bowel movement aka “a shit” in their counterpart’s rectum. One partner sits with the back of the legs the other person’s back while they are in upside down position with their knees tucked in the chest. The dominant counterpart then defecates. If you live on the east coast or Midwest it is more mommonly referred to as a Brick Shithouse...
I had to boss up on my girl last night. I put her in a Texas Jackrabbit aka Brick Shithouse and wiped my ass with her hair.
by Lord Longshadow April 20, 2019
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shithole of texas

Roby, Texas, Pache Parks loves it there, but he's the only one
by jason estes February 21, 2009
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