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Texaco Cleanse 

After having sex in a car or at a rest stop, then being forced to wash your privates in the sink of a gas station bathroom.
I walked in to the bathroom and caught an old lady giving herself a Texaco Cleanse right by the liquid soap.
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The place to go when you are underage and need to buy cigarettes, dip, cigars, or any other smoking paraphernalia. Many Texacos don't even card underage kids.
Hey let's go to Texaco to get a pack of Newports
Texaco by yannidepp March 15, 2011

Last Chance Texaco 

The last chance to redeem yourself before a final ultimatum.
If Jimmy skips one more time, he's going to juvie. He's at the Last Chance Texaco.
Usually used in a negative connotation, a "Texaboo" is an individual who is overly obsessed with, and loves everything to do with, Texas and goes out of their way to pass themselves of as Texans but is not a Texan in any way, shape, or form. A Texaboo could be considered the Texas equivalent of a Weaboo, but should not be confused with an "Honorary Texan", which is somebody who is not a native Texan, but has specific strong ties to Texas such as family roots lying in either the State of Texas or Republic of Texas.
Look at Ahmed... he thinks he's a Texan because he moved to America from (insert country name here)-stan a year ago, but he's really just a Texaboo.
texaboo by TheOneMouse May 9, 2020
Tera = 10^12 kon. = dutch shortage of kings so Terakon is like an Uber 1337 person
WoW hes like Terakon
Terakon by anonemous April 25, 2004
It mean wonderful, a very wonderful person.
I had a teakona day
Teakona by Johnnysmirh July 19, 2018