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testie festi 

Full Name: Testical Festival

synonym: Sausage Fest, Sausage Suaray

Definition: multiple guys >10 in one spot, partying, talking together. Where you hope to god no gangster shit is going down!

It's a light hearted joke amongst real Men, who don't get all upset and are not sensitive to insults, because they know where they stand when it comes to sexuality!
Yo Yo Yo, what's going on here, looks like a testie festi!
testie festi by Emmd September 12, 2021
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Festi Testi 

A mans ball sack or penis that is decorated with jewelry from piercings that make it look rather Festive.

Types of male piercings: Ampallang, Apadravya, Cleopatra, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche, Hafada, Prince Albert, & Trans-Scrotal Piercing.
At the gay bar the new way to ask another male if he is pierced down there is to ask if they have a "Festi Testi".
Festi Testi by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

festie testie encounter 

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.
I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.
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