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testiculardar 

1. A word created by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show to refer to Lance Armstrong's ability to recall other people who have had testicular cancer.
-Testiculardar is to testicular cancer as Gaydar is gays
Two-balled Sam: "Hey, I met this guy named craig today"
One-balled Jim: "Yeah, I know him. He had testicular cancer"
Two-balled Sam: "Dude, that's some straight-up testiculardar"
One-balled Jim: "Fuck you queer"
testiculardar by zc540 June 27, 2006

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

Testicularitis 

Aka: Blue Balls.

Either to be teased to erection and have no release of Semen.

To not have got laid in a while
Dude my balls hurt its beyond blue balls... i think i have Testicularitis!!!!
Testicularitis by Dj JynXx July 21, 2006

Cyanosis testiculosis 

When one's balls are blue because of insufficient ejeculation.
Call me an ambulance honey I got cyanosis testiculosis

testiclorize 

to be beaten/attacked with a number of testicles. Often resulting in serious emotional and physical scarring, such as, bruising, bleeding, vomiting, crying, and acne.
1. HELP! Someone is testiclorizing me!
2. Yo, last night me and Phileep testiclorized this hoe.
3. Hey Phileep, let's testiclorize lacy and bethany again, it was mad fun!
testiclorize by Carlito98736 December 6, 2006

testicularity 

noun
1. A man's degree of brazenness, resiliance and testicular fortitude.
2. A measure of how ballsy someone is.
3. The ability to stomach that which is unwholesome.
He was able to negotiate the car salesman's price down even lower, thanks to his brutish testicularity.