terd burglar

the person who tries to shake the stall door open at the restroom while you're trying to float a crap flounder

Some terd burglar was trying to get in on me as I tried to float a crap flounder.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

terd burglar

a homosexual

That kid, Jonathan, from "Who's the Boss" is a straight up terd burglar. Robble, robble. Cagobble, cagobble.

by Phil Kuntz December 02, 2002

terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004

terd burglar

sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!

by turd swiper July 26, 2003

terd burglar

someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.

by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008

terd burglar

terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.

how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off

by quess March 31, 2005

Terd Burglar

The guy that looks at you through the gap in a public bathroom stall while your trying to shit.

That fucking terd burglar smelled the toilet seat after I took a shit at Taco Bell.

Get away from the door you goddamn terd burglar, Im trying to shit in here.

by super tech January 25, 2006