tenthing

using the path of farthing a mil/mill (1/10th of a cent), pushing mil to be a thousandth of a penny (0.001¢)

Oh yes, how nice would it be to have a tenthing to lower the prices.

by Master of beargreen August 31, 2023

tenting

When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.

What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?

by Jeff Buckley January 6, 2008

Teriyaki-Tenting

It's when you go under your bedsheet with your penis out and stay under it for blank amount of time and let the smell consume you and your soul

Hey Tyler i'll be on later i'm gonna go Teriyaki-Tenting

by Lil Weturd December 14, 2019

Rooster Teething

When one goes on a spree of video viewing on Rooster Teeth's YouTube channel.

Rob: "Dude, I spent three hours Rooster Teething!
Jack: "Why?"
Rob: "Just Cause 2 Easter eggs lured me in and the achievement guides hooked me!"

by Thatguyismee April 16, 2011

Bone Apple Teething

An extremely rare form of comedy that includes a process of which someone purposely misspells certain arrangements of words to sound like a similar but incorrect word to where it makes no sense, but it's similar enough to put together and know what they mean. It is derived from someone trying to say the phrase, "Bon appétit" and spelling it incorrectly.

The phrase "Bone apple teeth" originates from the internet people mimicking said phrase, following with an image of disturbing looking food, sometimes accompanied with the name of the food also altered in this method.

Some examples could

Person 1: "I have lack toast and toddler ants, so I can't drink milk."

Person 2: "The hell?"

Person 3: "He's bone apple teething"

Person 2: "Shut the fuck up, Jim"

by Neoslayer November 18, 2021

tenting

Where the fly of pants/trousers bends up in the middle to form a "tent" shape that makes it look like you have a boner.

My mom thought I was touching myself when I was trying to stop my pants from tenting.

by bleepy March 9, 2004

Teething

A sexual fetish involving two individuals clench their teeth before proceeding to clash them with each other. More deviant variants involve charging at each other to clash teeth, or a third person tying two people on a rail, facing each other head first with their lips taped back, before ramming them into each other.

Dentist:"And how did you break your tooth?"
Patient: "My mate Mike helped Sally and I do some teething last night."
Dentist:" Dude that's fucked up"

by TankLover January 28, 2020