The Nussy, or the ânose pussyâ, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
Stupid girls of ages 10-14 who squeal and giggle so much that Satan is willing to drag them back to hell. They brag about their boyfriends and show them off during lunch by sitting in a table full of shitty stupid 'couples'. They like pink and listen to stupid bubblegum pop and think they are teenagers and try to hard to act like them. They cry when they see a pimple...FOR FUCKIN SAKE ITS JUST A PIMPLE!!! IT'LL GO AWAY AND WHO THE HELL WILL CARE IF YOU HAVE A PIMPLE!!!??? They think they're all that and dress in pink, purple, mini-skirts, and T-shirts that say, 'Pop princess', or 'Ms. Attitude' and other crap like that. They like typing like this: 'l00k AnN I hAvE a NeW cElL!!! I kAn sLeEp OvEr yay!!! Like We CaN caLl up the B0iZ and pAiNt oUr naILz!!! g2g bi!!!!' it is so annoying. They think they're all that just because they have 'boyfriends'. They don't know the true definition of that word. They often write in their online journals, 'I lOvE jAsOn hE iS sO HotT I waNna Kiz hiM!!!!' When asked about their favorite hobby, they all scream like sluts, "SHOPPING!!!!"
by Shedie August 25, 2004
n. Usually a young girl, almost a teenager, who follows fads without thinking for themselves. Very mindless and superficial. Seen wearing either "cute" shirts with "Angel," "Diva," "Hottie," etc. or anything else that is currently in fashion, such as the long-tunic with tights style going around now, which I think looks completely horrendous. (It also causes girls who are not "thin" enough to become anorexic since this season's style is extremely thin, as if there aren't enough anorexic people in the US and other places.) They are usually "popular" in school, unfortunately, and they do not convey what true beauty is. Teenyboppers are proof that Western civilization is failing, since they don't really amount to anything when they get older, either.
Teenybopper: lyK oMG i lyike lovooooovveeeee (insert any rich, snobby, does-not-contribute-anything-of-worth celebrity's name here) and i lyk want to have sex w himand lyyykk havve his babieszzzzzz !!!! lolLOLlolLOL ;P !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?
Teenybopper: 9.
Me: *dies*
Me: That is very disgusting. How old are you again?
Teenybopper: 9.
Me: *dies*
by Introvert November 09, 2006
Flat-chested 11 and 12 year olds that worship non-flat-chested rappers wives, wear make-up thicker than their IQs, and post self-taken pictures of 8 different angles of their face on MySpace.
by Clairis January 23, 2008
Specimen; Teeny Bopper ; (genus; Teenikin bopperili.)
General Description:
In this case, we are observing the âAzN~~~~â subspecies of TB, each race, generally has their own kind of TB, but this is the one I am most familiar with.
Likes: Name Brands, Any car that was featured on Initial D, Morning Glory, Sanrio, Zogabi, Sticker Photos, Dream Photos, Daytona, Counter-strike, WarCraft, Bitching, Backstabbing, Heavily Peroxided Hair.
Dislikes: Not being able to afford name brands, Other TBâs, Anyone deemed âcoolerâ than themselves, People who donât wear name brands, people with black hair, anyone that isnât AzN~~~~.
Can Be Seen At: LAN CafĂŠâs, VA, Excalibur, Whitehouse, Chapel St, Outside underage Club venues (most popular being Salt, Soul, Red, Blue, Green, Magenta.), Hanging around State Library, Sticker Photo shops, Morning Glory, the âCTâ, Box Hill, âGlennyâ âShoppoâ
Canât Live Without: Mobile Phone (with enough dangly decorations to cause a landslide, and little fluffy things the size of a small child, and photo compatibility to add to their plethora of photos taken with all their TB friends they donât actually like), Trends to follow, âPocket Moneyâ (has been known to rival the family fortune of some lower income households.)
-------------Demeano ur
Females:
(Towards Males) Ridiculously Cute, Ditzy, Disarmingly Nice, (This, is scientifically proven to be all an act, to attract a TB of the opposite sex, who, unknowingly will be sucked dry (emotionally, financially, more the latter) and discarded in a few weeks. Much like those Praying Mantis things you see on the Discovery Channel.)
(Towards Females) Calculating (ie. Breast size, or in fact, any evidence of chestal baggage whatsoever), Cold, Extremely Snobby, Backstabbing, General Bitch. (When Males of the genus are not around, the real personality of the Female âAzNâ TB comes to the fore. Most evident in the many enemies they make during their regular incursions into other TBâs territories (The female of the species is much like the Male of certain large predatory cats, in that they roam a wide and well defined boundary, with a desired number of Males within, worshipping them. The only time a Male will see this side, is when they are in a relationship with one, and by then it is too late.)
Males:
(Towards Females) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters.
(Towards Males) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters. Extremely Competitive, love talking themselves up. Tends to over exaggerate, everything, including attractiveness, their âadmirersâ, and their ârice rideâ.
-------------Disting uishing Features
Females:
Hair colour: Never ever Black, due to perceived âuncoolnessâ of having
a natural hair colour. Can vary from either âI washed my hair with industrial strength cleanerâ blonde to âI have just enough colouring to be coolâ brown. May also involve highlights of other, cuteness enhancing colours.
Hair Style: Whatever is trendy in Japan/Hong Kong/Korea. Hair if needed to be clipped, usually full of âcuteness enhancingâ pink/blue hello kitty/pucca/blue bear/morning glory clips. Takes at least 45 minutes to create. Is more artificial than biological, due to repeated chemical straightening/permin g treatments. There has been an cases of the hair actually taking on a life of itâs own, and controlling the TB itself (Because of the little difference in demeanour between a regular TB and one affected with the above disorder is so minute, the number of victims is unknown.)
Males:
Hair Colour: See Females. Although, replace cuteness with âHardcaw gangstaZâ
Hair Style: There are two main types. Down or Up. Down is either a middle part, or something stemming from the âmiddle partâ (commonly known as âDefault Asian Hairâ) âUpâ generally involvesâŚ. Well⌠spikes⌠depending on âhardcorenessâ the length of the spikes increase accordingly. Has been compared to stelecmites and antlers on a deer. Both involving an environmentally unfriendly amount of hair product, sometimes even more than the Female TB.
-------------Clothin g: Generally, extremely fixated on brand names (that theyâve stolen, or haggled from some black market in Chinatown or Malaysia), and will go to no end to bring up talk about clothes in general conversation, just so they can talk about what brand they are wearing. âHey, like my new pants/top/scarf?â
-------------Females :
Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Banana Republic, Sass and Bides, etc.
Actually Wears: Supre, Miss Shop, Misc. Imitation Clothes from South East Asia, Anything deemed cute or âKaWaAaIiizZzZ~~~!!ÂŹ !~~â by peers. Also, has an abnormal affinity with scarves and spray-paint jeans (with flares that can envelope a developing nation), even in hot weather. Very fickle, and will change entire wardrobe according to what the girl they hate is wearing. Simliar to normal girls clothes, but usually 1 or 5 sizes smaller. Wardrobe in severe cases is worth more than the house which houses them.
-------------Males:
Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfinger, Hugo Boss etc.
Actually Wears: Mooks, Giodarno, Stussy, Imitation Clothes from South East Asia
Exclusively dresses in the colours: white black and tan. Clothes are either on the âsussâ side of tight, or the âhomeboyâ side of baggy (usually with the waistband hovering about the skinny boyâs ankles).
-------------Languag e
TBâs speak in a total sub dialect of English, which normal people have the capability of understanding, but this involves an incredible amount of brainpower that only 60% of the population possesses. When speaking the males of the species tend to say âManâ âYoâ âbroâ âdudeâ and âsupâ a lot, interspersed with a lot of grunting and head nodding. The Females, on the other hand, are somewhat at the other hand of the scale, as they tend to run words together, producing an entirely incomprehensible babble eg: âweeeeeiiheywhatchuu ptotodayhowyabeenive beenkewlhaveyouseenm ynewscarfisntitcuteo hmygodmyphonesringin gsorryâ.
Their language deteriorates even more online, where communicating with a TB is akin to talking to a Giant SMS message, with more pictures. Eg. Common phrases encountered online include:
-------------Girls
Hi, how are you?
"e3iOwO3zZ HuNN4iiZz~!!! mwAahZ~! wAtcHuZ b3eN aRpzZ `2~~~??"
I must be going now, Iâll talk to you another time.
"o3wZz~~ ai` gOtz tA gO3Z bUbBi3Z~~~ iMMa tOrk `2 yOoHz `8rZ mMk4iiZ~??"
Good bye.
"bUh`b4iZz~~!! MwaHhZz~!! LuB chUuZ~!!! (k)(l)(f)"
Oh no.
âOmiiGaWdzZ~~!!! OmGzZzzZZZ~!!!!!!!!1 11oneâ
I donât think that girl is very nice.
âOmiFaRk`N gAwDzzZ dAt b!tCh~???!!!!?!!!â
I find that hilarious.
âLoLLi3z~!!! rOfFl3Zz~!! LoOlzZ~!! K3k3k3k.. shOo faRn3yZ~~!!!??!!â
Do you like the present I received from my boyfriend; isnât it pretty?
âOmiGaWdzZ~~~aAAwwWz z~~ mAii bOO gAb diZ 2 me3hZ~!! ai LuBz mAi huNnaiiZ~~!!!! itSh shOo pw3ttiii~!!!!â
I donât know.
âiuNnOeZz~!!â or âieRnO3z~~!!â or â*shwuGz*â
-------------Guys
Hello how are you? - "supz" or âsarpâ commonly followed by âman, dude or manGzâ
Yes, thank you - "yer"
No, I dont want to - "nar"
I donât know. - âthe fk?â
I've got to go, i'll speak to you again another time. - "gtg man"
Goodbye - "l8r"
I find her very attractive - "fkn hot bish"
Oh my, that news really surprises me - "fk man"
I think you are being unfair, and hostile. - "fk u man"
Perhaps you should think before you say something quite so unjust? - "stfu newb"
Would you like to accompany me upon an outing? - "go cs man"
---------------Gener al Language Notes
How to say âloveâ: luV, LuBz, wuV, wuBz, h34rTz, riC3 bOi 4 foUndaSh`N kwe3n, me3hZ 4 yoOhZ, and the most perplexing of them allâŚ
âeshtOOhsâ - is "ess, too".. meaning, "s" and "2".. meaning.. "s2" meaning.. "heart".. meaning "love"; âOmiGawDzZ RiC3 bOi esHtOOhZ FoUndAsHuN Kw3eNâ.
Affectionate names: huN, huNnaiiZ, beYbiiZ, baiBaiZ, buBbi3z, buU, bOO
General Description:
In this case, we are observing the âAzN~~~~â subspecies of TB, each race, generally has their own kind of TB, but this is the one I am most familiar with.
Likes: Name Brands, Any car that was featured on Initial D, Morning Glory, Sanrio, Zogabi, Sticker Photos, Dream Photos, Daytona, Counter-strike, WarCraft, Bitching, Backstabbing, Heavily Peroxided Hair.
Dislikes: Not being able to afford name brands, Other TBâs, Anyone deemed âcoolerâ than themselves, People who donât wear name brands, people with black hair, anyone that isnât AzN~~~~.
Can Be Seen At: LAN CafĂŠâs, VA, Excalibur, Whitehouse, Chapel St, Outside underage Club venues (most popular being Salt, Soul, Red, Blue, Green, Magenta.), Hanging around State Library, Sticker Photo shops, Morning Glory, the âCTâ, Box Hill, âGlennyâ âShoppoâ
Canât Live Without: Mobile Phone (with enough dangly decorations to cause a landslide, and little fluffy things the size of a small child, and photo compatibility to add to their plethora of photos taken with all their TB friends they donât actually like), Trends to follow, âPocket Moneyâ (has been known to rival the family fortune of some lower income households.)
-------------Demeano ur
Females:
(Towards Males) Ridiculously Cute, Ditzy, Disarmingly Nice, (This, is scientifically proven to be all an act, to attract a TB of the opposite sex, who, unknowingly will be sucked dry (emotionally, financially, more the latter) and discarded in a few weeks. Much like those Praying Mantis things you see on the Discovery Channel.)
(Towards Females) Calculating (ie. Breast size, or in fact, any evidence of chestal baggage whatsoever), Cold, Extremely Snobby, Backstabbing, General Bitch. (When Males of the genus are not around, the real personality of the Female âAzNâ TB comes to the fore. Most evident in the many enemies they make during their regular incursions into other TBâs territories (The female of the species is much like the Male of certain large predatory cats, in that they roam a wide and well defined boundary, with a desired number of Males within, worshipping them. The only time a Male will see this side, is when they are in a relationship with one, and by then it is too late.)
Males:
(Towards Females) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters.
(Towards Males) Overtly Loud Mouthed trash talking gangsters. Extremely Competitive, love talking themselves up. Tends to over exaggerate, everything, including attractiveness, their âadmirersâ, and their ârice rideâ.
-------------Disting uishing Features
Females:
Hair colour: Never ever Black, due to perceived âuncoolnessâ of having
a natural hair colour. Can vary from either âI washed my hair with industrial strength cleanerâ blonde to âI have just enough colouring to be coolâ brown. May also involve highlights of other, cuteness enhancing colours.
Hair Style: Whatever is trendy in Japan/Hong Kong/Korea. Hair if needed to be clipped, usually full of âcuteness enhancingâ pink/blue hello kitty/pucca/blue bear/morning glory clips. Takes at least 45 minutes to create. Is more artificial than biological, due to repeated chemical straightening/permin g treatments. There has been an cases of the hair actually taking on a life of itâs own, and controlling the TB itself (Because of the little difference in demeanour between a regular TB and one affected with the above disorder is so minute, the number of victims is unknown.)
Males:
Hair Colour: See Females. Although, replace cuteness with âHardcaw gangstaZâ
Hair Style: There are two main types. Down or Up. Down is either a middle part, or something stemming from the âmiddle partâ (commonly known as âDefault Asian Hairâ) âUpâ generally involvesâŚ. Well⌠spikes⌠depending on âhardcorenessâ the length of the spikes increase accordingly. Has been compared to stelecmites and antlers on a deer. Both involving an environmentally unfriendly amount of hair product, sometimes even more than the Female TB.
-------------Clothin g: Generally, extremely fixated on brand names (that theyâve stolen, or haggled from some black market in Chinatown or Malaysia), and will go to no end to bring up talk about clothes in general conversation, just so they can talk about what brand they are wearing. âHey, like my new pants/top/scarf?â
-------------Females :
Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Banana Republic, Sass and Bides, etc.
Actually Wears: Supre, Miss Shop, Misc. Imitation Clothes from South East Asia, Anything deemed cute or âKaWaAaIiizZzZ~~~!!ÂŹ !~~â by peers. Also, has an abnormal affinity with scarves and spray-paint jeans (with flares that can envelope a developing nation), even in hot weather. Very fickle, and will change entire wardrobe according to what the girl they hate is wearing. Simliar to normal girls clothes, but usually 1 or 5 sizes smaller. Wardrobe in severe cases is worth more than the house which houses them.
-------------Males:
Would Like: Anything by Ralph Lauren, Tommy Hilfinger, Hugo Boss etc.
Actually Wears: Mooks, Giodarno, Stussy, Imitation Clothes from South East Asia
Exclusively dresses in the colours: white black and tan. Clothes are either on the âsussâ side of tight, or the âhomeboyâ side of baggy (usually with the waistband hovering about the skinny boyâs ankles).
-------------Languag e
TBâs speak in a total sub dialect of English, which normal people have the capability of understanding, but this involves an incredible amount of brainpower that only 60% of the population possesses. When speaking the males of the species tend to say âManâ âYoâ âbroâ âdudeâ and âsupâ a lot, interspersed with a lot of grunting and head nodding. The Females, on the other hand, are somewhat at the other hand of the scale, as they tend to run words together, producing an entirely incomprehensible babble eg: âweeeeeiiheywhatchuu ptotodayhowyabeenive beenkewlhaveyouseenm ynewscarfisntitcuteo hmygodmyphonesringin gsorryâ.
Their language deteriorates even more online, where communicating with a TB is akin to talking to a Giant SMS message, with more pictures. Eg. Common phrases encountered online include:
-------------Girls
Hi, how are you?
"e3iOwO3zZ HuNN4iiZz~!!! mwAahZ~! wAtcHuZ b3eN aRpzZ `2~~~??"
I must be going now, Iâll talk to you another time.
"o3wZz~~ ai` gOtz tA gO3Z bUbBi3Z~~~ iMMa tOrk `2 yOoHz `8rZ mMk4iiZ~??"
Good bye.
"bUh`b4iZz~~!! MwaHhZz~!! LuB chUuZ~!!! (k)(l)(f)"
Oh no.
âOmiiGaWdzZ~~!!! OmGzZzzZZZ~!!!!!!!!1 11oneâ
I donât think that girl is very nice.
âOmiFaRk`N gAwDzzZ dAt b!tCh~???!!!!?!!!â
I find that hilarious.
âLoLLi3z~!!! rOfFl3Zz~!! LoOlzZ~!! K3k3k3k.. shOo faRn3yZ~~!!!??!!â
Do you like the present I received from my boyfriend; isnât it pretty?
âOmiGaWdzZ~~~aAAwwWz z~~ mAii bOO gAb diZ 2 me3hZ~!! ai LuBz mAi huNnaiiZ~~!!!! itSh shOo pw3ttiii~!!!!â
I donât know.
âiuNnOeZz~!!â or âieRnO3z~~!!â or â*shwuGz*â
-------------Guys
Hello how are you? - "supz" or âsarpâ commonly followed by âman, dude or manGzâ
Yes, thank you - "yer"
No, I dont want to - "nar"
I donât know. - âthe fk?â
I've got to go, i'll speak to you again another time. - "gtg man"
Goodbye - "l8r"
I find her very attractive - "fkn hot bish"
Oh my, that news really surprises me - "fk man"
I think you are being unfair, and hostile. - "fk u man"
Perhaps you should think before you say something quite so unjust? - "stfu newb"
Would you like to accompany me upon an outing? - "go cs man"
---------------Gener al Language Notes
How to say âloveâ: luV, LuBz, wuV, wuBz, h34rTz, riC3 bOi 4 foUndaSh`N kwe3n, me3hZ 4 yoOhZ, and the most perplexing of them allâŚ
âeshtOOhsâ - is "ess, too".. meaning, "s" and "2".. meaning.. "s2" meaning.. "heart".. meaning "love"; âOmiGawDzZ RiC3 bOi esHtOOhZ FoUndAsHuN Kw3eNâ.
Affectionate names: huN, huNnaiiZ, beYbiiZ, baiBaiZ, buBbi3z, buU, bOO
1. asian teeny bopper
oHmahGwdz .. lOokS aT diS .. sOo fKen PweTtyFulLiEzz ..~~!
2. normal person
hey, look , this looks really nice.
oHmahGwdz .. lOokS aT diS .. sOo fKen PweTtyFulLiEzz ..~~!
2. normal person
hey, look , this looks really nice.
by urbane. January 03, 2006
a retard, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere.
hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox
by andie September 19, 2003
Jan 17 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose