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Technicial

A Technicial is a derogatory word for a person doing tech support (who, by nature, serves as the official face of the company to the customer) and who obviously puts to much effort into formal and procedural things than into tech.
A bit like a Technocrat who is more concerned about his power and influence than the tech side he is actually there for.
The Technicial simply copy and pasted the AI answer to the tech problem to the customers tech support ticket, thereby fulfilling his procedural duties with the least effort.
Technicial by TheJanitorZed April 23, 2026
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technicalissimo 

Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)

Technical Tony 

That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.

Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012

Underwater Ceramic Technician 

A fancy name for someone who washes dishes. (Dish pig)
What do you do for work? I'm a doctor"......"Ummm...".....*embarassed* ... "I'm an Underwater Ceramic Technician"...."Wow that sounds impressive!"...."yes..yes it is.

technically-augmented ta-tas 

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

technicolor burp 

To vomit profusely, usually in many colors.

Technically Reclined

Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.

Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"

"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010