techie stupid- is a word that is used to describe yourself or someone else that is extremely challenged and unable to properly use modern technology i.e. cell phones, ipods, computers gaming systems, etc. Some one who can never quite figure out "applications" and has to have help to start a facebook page. Some one who has to use their child as the IT/AV boy and has to call upon them to have help with all technology possibly even the Dvd player and who is still wondering "what the heck is blue ray?" Some one who wonders how modern life has left them behind and you think twitter is the sound a birdie makes.
After I showed grandmother how to retrieve her message off of her cell phone phone she is no longer techie stupid. - or - I still can not figure out how to down load music on my ipod I am so techie stupid.
by Kimber L. A. Crabtree May 8, 2009
someone or something that has taken interest in technology in general yet like to maintain a nocturnal state of mind by using technology for nights on end until a slight discoloration appears under the eyes.
by techyowl July 10, 2012
When two techies (straight, gay, lesbian, whatever) are in a relationship, which is usually frowned upon by their fellow techies and tech directors. Why? Look at the example.
Bob and Lisa are techies and are dating....
2 weeks later in tech..
Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.
Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!
Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*
New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?
Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.
New Techie: Ohhhh...
Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.
New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!
Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica
2 weeks later in tech..
Bob: *crying* wahhhh, I can't concentrate, I can't believe we broke up, she went with THAT actor wahhhhhh.
Techie 1: Ughh, Bob shut up and start working, we have to finish this set! It will never be done by tomorrow if you keep crying!
Bob: I can't! I CAN'T do this anymore!!! *runs off crying*
New Techie: Where is Lisa anyway?
Techie 1: She's with the actor dude.
New Techie: Ohhhh...
Techie 1: See new techie, this is why we don't like it when two techies date, it's techie incest and it's wrong, it messes everyone up.
New Techie: Ohhhh, I will listen to you, oh master!
Note: Techie incest is not really incest. - Jessica
by BleachFreak July 11, 2008
(similar to tiki-taka) but is used to denote when big tech companies from Silicon Valley act in coordinating efforts in order to eliminate a competition
Yigitte : Do you know what's Techi-Tacha?
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!
John : Yeah, it's like when Paler was removed from the Play Store, the App Store and then booted by Amazon from its web-hosting services.
Ygritte: And I thought you knew nothing!
by lghi January 13, 2021
Fat dreams come true and ket is never further than 5 feet from you. Usual meeting place for the youths of today.
by Jack Imlach Lord of Techy September 19, 2021
1)Techies is the Plural form of Techie
2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
4)Techies is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techies to refer to others as Techies.
*Can also be spelled "Techys"
((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" (ie spelling not y) to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
2)A term used to refer to people who are interested in technology almost to the point of obsession.
3)People that are extremely knowledgeable about Information Technology. These individuals generally have built custom CPU towers that run a opensource OS from either a UNIX or Linux thread. As well as spend Much of there free time researching new Computer technologies.
4)Techies is a term that "Computer Nerds" may use to refer to themself or other "Computer Nerds" but may not be used by others (Kind of like the equivalent to the N word for "Computer Nerds") It is derogatory for non Techies to refer to others as Techies.
*Can also be spelled "Techys"
((however the "Teamsters" that work back stage at theaters are now using the term "Techies" (ie spelling not y) to try and dissociate them selves with the teamsters that work on film sets.)Not cool!!! real Techies/Techys have come up with pretty much every major advancement in the technological field for the last 40+years. without them you wouldn't have the computerized lighting and sound systems that you use todays. that would make your jobs a lot harder. So please respect the title)
Techie 1: Hi I need a patch to make a new Barracuda HDD work with freenas v0.68
Techie 2: check with the other techies useing that OS
or
Techie 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techie but guess we're all techies here
or
non-techie 1: look at those new kids over there they're so lame
non-techie 2: yeah I heard they're part of the Computer Club what techies
Techie 2: check with the other techies useing that OS
or
Techie 1: Hi I'm new @ this forum but am comp lit and do consider my self to be a Techie but guess we're all techies here
or
non-techie 1: look at those new kids over there they're so lame
non-techie 2: yeah I heard they're part of the Computer Club what techies
by DCBoy June 6, 2010
A term used by theater kids. Techie incest is when two techies date.
Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.
Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.
Techie 1: *sees a techie couple holding hands in the hallway* Ughh, techie incest!
Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.
Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.
by BleachFreak July 12, 2008