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task manager 

when your computer crashes, press CTRL-ALT-DEL.

This will bring up a program called the "task manager", which freezes all forms of input possible, other than the keys, CTRL, ALT, and DEL.
Did you know that if you press CTRL-ALT-DEL and hold it for a really long time, the task manager will come up several hundred times, thus freezing up your computer even more! Thanks Micro$oft!
task manager by Mike Mesenbring December 9, 2004
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Task manager 

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.
Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.
Task manager by Fr34k August 25, 2019

task manager 

The superhero when a program starts to hang
Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*
task manager by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

task manager 

that app you open when another app forgets how to work
ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager
task manager by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021

Task manager: (not responding) 

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THEM

NOT JOIN THEM
me: close that
Task manager: (not responding)
me: *opens task manager manager*

Task Manager Lag 

The Task Manager Lag comes about when the user is trying to shut a program down in one of the versions of Microsoft Windows. The Task Manager, which can be accessed by moving the Mouse-Pointer to the Taskbar at the Bottom of the screen; then using the Right-Click Button on the Mouse; which then lets you can choose the (Task Manager). In "ALL" of the versions of Microsoft Windows the Task Manager has always had a very long lag time between the point where you choose to Shut the Program down; to where the program actually closes down. This Lag-Time is something Microsoft just seems unable, or unwilling to correct.
Real Player is such junk! And every time I go to shut it down, the Task Manager Lag can be easily a minute! In over 15 years Microsoft still hasn't been able to fix this giant problem!
Task Manager Lag by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

windows task manager 

to end things

or show every task
pls use windows task manager to end windows explorer.
windows task manager by tre2012 September 6, 2015
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