when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the bans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.
this always happens to dj's. they take a girl home the girl (or guy) starts tarmacing! it sucks to be a dj
by 666god666 April 13, 2009
Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...
Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina
by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021
(verb)
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.
by munging_commander November 17, 2004
A paved area, which is used to escape "run", "take-off" or "fly" from a lock down facility. The pavement generally consists of crushed material; such as, glass or stone, which is rolled with a mixture of bitumen and tar. Often mistaken for asphalt, this material is distinguished by loosened debris, which can be used for self-harm.
by ExecutiveDirectorRTC January 10, 2013
by cripplednippletots April 26, 2016
Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!
by THE CHAG June 26, 2011
An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.
by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019