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adult garanimals
Adults who wear matchy matchy clothes as if they were small children. Everything looks like it came from a match set box.
It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
It tends to lack any imagination and often has too many patterns like flowers, shapes etc.
Did you see that guy over there? Looks like he took the easy way out when getting dressed this morning and grabbed his adult garanimals. Yikes!
adult garanimals by dwied August 11, 2009
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garanimal
negative connotation; used to describe an adult who dresses in overly matched separates. See also "matchy matchy."
"Look at Howard in his brown suit, brown tie, brown striped shirt and brown loafers. He is way garanimal today!"
tarantuala balls
When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
tarantuala balls by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
Tanimal
An Asian man, when in the presence of a naked woman, transforms into large werebeast and proceeds to fuck the shit out of that woman.
Person 1: "So, how was it last night?"
Person 2: "It was great, I turned into a real Tanimal last night!"
Person 1: "Dude...."
Person 2: "It was great, I turned into a real Tanimal last night!"
Person 1: "Dude...."
Tanimal by @TheRealTanimal October 20, 2013
Garanimalaphobia
Fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. This phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing Sears and Roebuck Garanimals clothing.
She finally stopped crying when I put on my "birthday present", but later, at the club, my Garanimalaphobia was so bad, I spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.
Garanimalaphobia by Vladmun August 21, 2009