Tanden

A guy who is super down to earth and you’ll probably catch him tackling an alligator or chasing a coyote. Smells like a man

Look out that Tanden just bit a snakes head off

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeetyeeeeeet February 3, 2019

Tanden

A man with a small dick. Generally blonde. Bad hair.

Girl: Ewwwww look Tanden.

by dickboi27 September 17, 2018

flatusidal tendencies

a disorder whereby a person has recurring thoughts about breaking wind in crowded and, often times, confined places (This is a dangerous situation in which the person in question is on the verge of becoming a sphincter Sinatra if he/she does not receive professional help or, at the very least, a bitch slap by his/her friends.)

Paratrooper: Sarge, I know it’s not the time but I keep thinking about plantin’ some onion.
Jumpmaster: GOT DAMN IT!!! Ya better at-ease those flatusidal tendencies or I’ll toss your goat-smellin’ ass off this bird right now, green light or not.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

tantenten

A tan lady that looks like a ten out of ten and has a ten inch cock

"Woah! Had me a nice tantenten goddess yesterday."

by dalethepalewhale April 20, 2020

Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..

I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Tandem bike

(N.) A group of women who are on same menstrual cycle.

"After working here for three months, it was only a matter of time before I was added to Mary and Ashley's tandem bike."

by Leon Firestone December 29, 2012

Tandem Turd

A turd that reaches both ends of the toilet.

I ate so much McDonald’s that i clogged the toilet with a tandem turd!

by Pizzasuacc July 26, 2019