by mc4 June 16, 2009
Get the tamalel mug.This technique is utilized when you are suffering from chronic diarrhea. The long awaited solution to the diarrhea dilemma.
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
You rush into the bathroom and notice that there is a sweet 53 yr old Mexican woman cleaning the stalls. The uneducated individual would normally think the toilet is unaccessable. You tell her you need to access the bathroom stall quickly, just for some toilet paper to blow your nose. Then, upon entering the stall, you drop your pants and let your troubled colon explode its filthy contents into the lavatory. Flushing is of course optional. When you're leaving, the mexican cleaning lady will be kind of pissed. To aleive the tension, you shrug your shoulders like Michael Jordan in the 1992 NBA Finals and say "sizzling hot tamale" and leave (without washing your hands).
"Fuck, I really shit. Like, you don't even understand. I have to piss out my ass"
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
"Dude, you should probably go to the bathroom"
"But there's a sweet middle aged Mexican woman cleaning it"
"Don't worry, man. Just give her a sizzling hot tamale."
by men's floor routine fan #1 August 11, 2012
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The act of wrapping ones penis in a cornhusk and having anal intercourse with a girl who has a bad case of diarrhea, causing your dick to look like a tamale that has been turned inside out.
by Dark Smith January 10, 2008
Get the inverted tamale mug.A metaphorical term used by the judges on the Fox reality TV show “So You Think You Can Dance” which suggests a dancer that performs at a high level and exhibits an element of “hot and sexiness” in their routine should be riding this imaginary vehicle.
Nigel: "I think you did very well. If you're not riding the Hot Tamale Train tonight, you're certainly on the platform."
by J Lig June 26, 2008
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Get the the whole tamale mug.Lauren: Hi Bob
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
by Untamed Funny June 27, 2015
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