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taking the hobbits to Isengard 

A trivial phrase used to describe somebody who takes longer than expected to complete a task or objective. Taken from dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and coined by Owl City frontman Adam Young.
"Plane finally took off after a two hour delay. The pilot was totally taking the hobbits to Isengard."

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*in check-out line at the grocery*
CUSTOMER IN FRONT: "Hold on, let me get out my check book. Where did it go?"
YOU: "Why does this lady have to take the hobbits to Isengard?"
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taking the hobbits to isengard 

Taking a poop, going to the bathroom when it is a #2
Hold up! James is taking the hobbits to isengard... too much taco bell.

taking the hobbits to isengard 

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard 

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.
1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026