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A person who refuses to acknowledge CSS and uses tables for the entire layout of web sites, rather than for displaying tabular data. Commonly found using heaps of image rollovers, old deprecated tags and sticking to a memorized list of 6 or 7 'web safe' hex colors. Still listens to that shit song by Chumbawamba.
Guy1: When was your site built?
Guy2: Last week, why?
Guy1: LOLWTF it looks like crap.
Guy2: Yeh, my developer is a table whore..
by Random55 December 11, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Someone who goes from table to table in a cafeteria or restaurant, not spending much time in any one spot.

Not necessarily an actual skank (but can be).
"Hey guys mind if I sit here for a sec?"

"Weren't you just at that table in the corner over there? And that one at the window?"

"Well yeah... But-"

"Sorry we don't allow table whores at our table."
by Peace:) March 28, 2010
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A table whore is someone who someone who gets passed around from guy to guy. She usually gets passed around between friends. The term "Table Whore" comes from girls who sit with guys in lunch(usually in high school) and she dates all of them.

whore slut Bitch man stealer
That girl is such a table whore, she dated Greg, Vince, Eathin and a few of their friends
by Anonymous215 September 09, 2006
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A person who sits usually at one table and suddenly moves to another and alernates between different talbles. A whore but instead of being with different people, diffrent tables.
by nanopanda January 07, 2011
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a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
by SylviaLH May 06, 2008
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Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.
Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!
by funkalicious1 September 09, 2009
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