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nipples don't lie 

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."
nipples don't lie by von groovy September 14, 2019
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Nipple T-Rex 

A prehistoric dinosaur in the shape of a nipple.
The Nipple T-Rex was responsible for the creation of milk which happened 240 million years ago!

I don't give a nipple 

A term used for when you don't care about something, but want to be a little more creative when saying it
Guy 1: Hey dude i just ate the most delicious thing the other day.

Guy 2: I don't give a nipple