swizzle tizzle

a southern snoop dog version of the commonly consumed beverage, sweet tea

What you want to drink? Some swizzle tizzle...my nizzle.

swizzle tizzle by James Mabry July 10, 2007

shizzle tizzle gizzle gar 

Doesn't have a literal meaning. The correct response when someone begins speaking Ebonics to you and you are having difficulty understanding them.

Jamal: Yo dog whats happenin my nigguh, yo ass looks like yous just got done on a four day bender.

Steven: Shizzle tizzle gizzle gar.

Jamal: Oh, sorry man I meant to say how are you doing my friend? You look tired.

shizzle tizzle gizzle gar by My goodness I am caucasian May 2, 2008

lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle 

let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.

lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle

Also referred to as the A.S.T., this object of heinous hiney pleasure involves delicately shitting into a magnum condom so that you have a good six to eleven inches of fecal matter, tying the rubber off at the end, and freezing it. After six hours you remove the now rigid rod o' pleasure, peel away the latex shell to reveal the A.S.T. in all its glory. Good for all manner of vagtastic, anal, and oral play, the A.S.T. will provide hours of fun for the whole family.

Vary your diet during the days prior to the initial condom-filling in order to change the texture. We have found eating nothing but sweet corn salsa and french fries produces an A.S.T. with a great balance of sturdiness and texture.

After that last final I feel like somebody reamed me with an Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle.

Alaskan Shizzle-Twizzle by DookMed2013 December 20, 2009

stizzle trizzle: the next generizzle 

A popular TV show in the 80's about Capatin Kizzle, his sidekick Spizzle, and their travels through the galaxy on the Starship Enterprizzle, ridding the world of Borgizzles and Kilingizzles.

Origional line:
"Ramming spizzle, Captain!"

stizzle trizzle: the next generizzle by QuailAvenger March 10, 2004

alaskan sizzle twizzle 

You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo

Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..

alaskan sizzle twizzle by Natalie w. June 13, 2017

fo shizzle my twizzlers

Similar to fo shizzle my nizzle, but WAY better.

"YES, I finished my homework! Fo shizzle my twizzlers!"

fo shizzle my twizzlers by Zach VanToast May 24, 2005