The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
by aedwards521 August 2, 2017
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 14, 2022
A term to describe a dump that is at least 6" long and slowly exits the ass, while staying attached and swinging back and forth until it drops into the bowl.
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
I want to set up an orgy with you guys, but my wife is in charge of swinger logistics, so I will have to check with her.
by Claymax2 November 17, 2015