swinepox

A word people use to cover up the fact that you have herpes.

-whats up with your face?
-I have swinepox
-stop trying to cover up the fact that you have herpes

by AffeTheMonkehMan November 8, 2020

Swinepocalypse

Describes the over-the-top scaremonger media coverage induced panic over the "dangerous" and "deadly" "pandemic" of swine flu.

See also - aporkalypse

"We're all going to die of swine flu! It's the swinepocalypse!"

"Dude, I can't believe school is closed because of this bad ass swinepocalypse!"

by Clairison May 5, 2009