To be in a
short and unsatisfying relationship with
Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting
song about you after you break up.
Person
1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's
trap.
Person 1:
Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every
guy she swifts