Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He'
s totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the
witch's trap.
Person 1:
Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn'
t matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts