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sweet swizzling 

The Epitome of coolness. Something so cool that cool does not even explain it. To imagine the depth of its coolness would be like trying to imagine a left handed one legged monkey balancing on a ball while explaining the meaning of life to a hockey puck in the 5th dimension, blindfolded. Yes, that cool. A person who is this cool is known as an all mighty Swizzler.
"Hey Benjamin, did you set off the cherry bomb in the girls bathroom?" "Of course. It was sweet swizzling!"
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