Sweaty Sock

Linked via rhyming slang to the term JOCK a person from Scotland

Those sweaty socks are no better than a bunch of Tartan Tranny's

by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007

auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.

Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.

by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007

Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky

"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."

by B-radiculous April 7, 2008

sweat sock

Noun; A cotton sock designed to wick away sweat. To be worn on the feet while participating in athletic activities, or during exercise They are usually white, or white with colored stripes on the portion that covers the shin area.

Gavin wears sweat socks inside of his sneakers when he does aerobics.

by e.p.m. March 7, 2009

Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock

“Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead

by Purple nurples December 11, 2019

Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.

"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"

by Mari Malice October 16, 2007

sweatysack

when two testicles come face to face and the sack and scrotum start to shrivvle. The balls collide and the sack remains terribly sweaty.

My friend roman suffers from constant sweatysack during each day of his life.

by p.figliano February 21, 2007