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Sweater Slut

A female who wears unattractive clothing (ie. a sweater) and still manages to look like a whore.
A: "Have you seen Hannah's outfit today?"

B: "Yes, she looks like a prostitute in training!"

A: "I know, she's such a sweater slut."
Sweater Slut by TheGoldenScissors December 23, 2011

sweater stretchers

look at the sweater stretchers on that lady.

sweater sandwich 

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person
Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.
sweater sandwich by Abia May 3, 2010

sweater sex 

1. When two individuals engage in sexual intercourse whilst only wearing a sweater
I have a sweater fetish, so obviously I love sweater sex.
sweater sex by familyguyrox4377 January 8, 2011

sweater snake

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...
sweater snake by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014

Sweater Sapphic

A sweater sapphic is a wlw girl (or enby) that enjoys comfy clothing, cold weather, and the seasons' winter and fall.
person 1: Hi! My name is eve, i'm just a bi girl who loves comfy clothing and fall!!
person 2: oh so you're a sweater sapphic?
Sweater Sapphic by viviannx August 28, 2020