swayz

Describing someone having clout and influence a large group of people.
An influential person that has control over money and power. A person of elite social status and authority over industries or topics. Someone who knows how to use persuasion to make money, someone with a lot of sway.

"Her swayz was obvious to everyone in the room."
"After he spoke, the audience understood the swayz he had with the leaders of his industry"

swayz by Oath_maker August 29, 2020

Swayz-fu 

Bad-ass noun. Pronounced "Sways-foo."

A style of kung fu for the conscientious, considerate combat artist. This master of eastern philosophy and western cool can kick ass in all walks of life - be it on (or with) his surfboard, falling out of a plane and fighting in mid-air, serving in the army (where he never quite gives in to the collective jarhead identity of his fellow soldiers), sniping commies in the mountains, driving long-haul trucks, bouncing for roadside bars or even making pottery from beyond the grave - while showing just enough softness to let those around him know he'd rather be meditating, accepting the energy of waves or bedding major babes.

A word of warning, should you come across a learned pretty-boy disciple of Swayz-fu, do not underestimate or test said disciple, and most importantly, do not join forces with forces of corruption to bring him down, cuz he'll rip your fuckin' throat out with a lightning fast cobra strike.

Ex. 1: After performing a touching dance routine with a formerly awkward, newly confident teenage girl, an anonymous greaseball punk was foolish enough to question the sexual orientation of the softshoeing creator of the legendary Swayz-fu while also making an aggressive pass at the girl. He was rewarded accordingly with a destructive palm to the nose and a crunching knee to the groin.

Ex. 2: Should you live only to get radical, the way of Swayz-fu is the one true path. 100% pure adrenaline.

Swayz-fu by IceBerg83 January 17, 2011

Unb swayz 

A amazingly good YouTube that makes amazing content

Unb swayz is a good youtuber

Unb swayz by Yaboiswayzdog June 18, 2019

Patrick Swayze 

Noun: An endearing “ditto” response to a message from a loved one as noted in the movie Ghost, one of the greatest love stories of all time.

Message: Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Response: Patrick Swayze!

Patrick Swayze by guysm1ley November 27, 2020

Von Sway 

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Thanks etho for the new copypasta.

It cannot be taught, Von Sway is something you feel its not something you think, its not something you analyse and think about logically its something you feel

Von Sway by hdcgcdn,kvg June 16, 2018

How Sway?

Reaction to someone doing or saying something that is completely impossible. Unheard of, not realistic or hard to understand.

How Sway? = "How is that possible?"

"How Sway?" was invented by Kanye West during his rant to radio host, Sway.
Please see Kanye West and Sway interview: Raw and Real on Sway in the morning
Kanye repeatedly yells, "How Sway?"

Example #1: Jimmy has no job but is able to pull model chicks with money. How Sway?

Example #2: Donald Trump has no political experience but is leading in the presidential nomination 2016. How Sway?

How Sway? by Eshaknowsbest June 15, 2016

Von Sway 

A bastardisation of Feng Shui created by Minecraft YouTuber EthosLab, made to satirically justify design choices within the game. Characterised by chaotic, crazy, and colourful building.

Lesson number 1 to Von Sway: It can not be taught. It's something you feel, it's not something you think, it's not something you analyse and think about logically, it's something you feel.
Lesson number 2 to Von Sway: It is the perfect combination of three things: pleasing aesthetics, chaos, and functionality. Those three things in perfect harmony, are Von Sway

Von Sway by CyanGriffin January 2, 2019