when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.
guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off
by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009
The act of masturbating on a Pirate Boat amusement park ride and ejaculating when you’re at the highest possible point of the ride to hit the people on the other side.
I pulled the ol’ saucy swashbuckler on the kids at the fair. Now I’m not allowed to enter the park anymore.
by MailBox218 October 22, 2018
The hopeless state of attraction a fellow globetrotter feels when she comes across a male who seems to enjoy travelling and adventures as much as she. This syndrome is made worse when he has travelled to places still on her neverending bucket list.
by Globetrotter 101 February 23, 2022
after banging a chick in the ass, you take your cock, rub it under her nose along her upper lip, and then spooge in her eye, causing the "yarrrrrrrrr!" pirate wink along with a slight poo smell.
"Dude she so smelled her own poo after i gave her a blind eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
"really? she let you do that?"
"i told her it was a Sanchez Swashbuckler, and her curiosity allowed me to place my dick under her nose before i came in her eye."
by dascanadians March 10, 2009
When the man is to the point to climax and inserts his entire fist into the woman's anus and then flattens his palm to widen it out in order to ejaculate into it.
by TJ and Eric April 4, 2006
by ksphikapBJ July 28, 2006
When a male tightens a belt as much as possible around a girl's neck, making it impossible to swallow. He then pours a scolding hot pumpkin spice latte down her throat, burning it. After which he ejaculates into her mouth and loosens the belt so she swallows a nice mixture of saliva, semen, and pumpkin spice latte.
Guy 1: "Hey man I totally gave this girl the HOTTEST Seattle swashbuckler last night, no pun intended"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
Guy 2: "Damn man! That's instant street cred!"
by Aryan Leader September 23, 2015