swamp donkey

a short round loudmouthed skank who loves to start shit and smells like the sweaty ballsack of a yeti.

Holy shit that swamp donkey just spanked that chicken!

by Wikkedbitch77 October 26, 2016

swamp donkey

A person, man or woman, whose personal grooming habits are comparable to that of a baboon and whose abode is so cluttered and foul as to illicit the response, "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Hose yourself off." or "Damn SWAMPDONKEY!! Clean up that cesspool you live in."

He's so foul, he's a swampdonkey.

by Ryan Whaley July 15, 2003

swamp donkey

the product of two ugly ass people having a child

damn jeremy and heathers baby looks like a swamp donkey.

by the man February 17, 2005

swamp donkey

a person of particularly distasteful proportions or features.

The club was full of swamp donkeys

by daftboy June 18, 2003

swamp donkey

a girl that's fugly

guh! look at her--swamp donkey in a major way!

by Boomer December 12, 2001

swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite December 9, 2007