Swaank

The act of consuming your own reproductive fluids.

I swaanked yesterday.
Swaanking is bad for you.
Microwave swaank.
I swaank by marinating my chicken.

Swaank by VHvikings April 26, 2008

Swankified

To be all swanky, pimped out, snazzy, snazzified.

the party was swankified.

Swankified by Ronnyrocket November 14, 2010

Swank Setter 

1. adj. cool, great, or awesome.

2. n. A high class version of an Irish Setter, a popular dog breed.

3. interj. Used to express extreme awesomeness.

Synonyms: Cedric Gordon, awesome possum

Etymology: Just a funny phrase my best friend and I made up in high school and used among our group of friends.

1. That's pretty Swank Setter.

2. I say old chap, that is a rather Swank Setter, much swankier than the MacDonald's pooch.

3. So we're cool right? Yes? Swank Setter!

Swank Setter by niai September 19, 2005

Hot Swank

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

Hot Swank by L-ish January 9, 2009

Swank Sinatra 

The act of calling someone else's phone during the act of sex. The person receiving the call must know that they are being called while the other is having sex.

Billy: (answers phone) Hello?
Eric: Hey man, what's up?
Billy: Nothing, just sitting here watching TV. What are you doing?
Eric: Dude, I'm totally getting laid right now!!!
Billy: Fuck you dude. Don't give me that Swank Sinatra bullshit. (Hangs up)

Swank Sinatra by Dallass10 March 17, 2009

totally swank 

Fail CST (STAR) Question from 2009 to 2011. How much lower can California state standards go?

The terra cotta soldiers are said to be housed in a totally swank underground palace.

Though his tomb has not yet been excavated, it is said to be a totally swank underground palace.

totally swank by lolling forever May 1, 2011

tommy swankie 

thinks he is a beast but is really just...well..
"SWANKIE"
=)

that kid is TOMMY SWANKIE

tommy swankie by mmoorriiaahh October 18, 2008