Survival Kit 

The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).

Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”

Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”

Survival Kit by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Stoner Survival Kit 

(noun) a bag/pouch/etc. that contains lighters, grinders, rolling papers, pipes, and/or other things a stoner needs to smoke it up

"Hey dude, should we stop by the store to grab a blunt?"
"Nah man, I have one on me. You know I always carry my stoner survival kit."

Stoner Survival Kit by Mydickistherealbiglebowski March 5, 2014

White Collar Survival Kit 

Wallet, keys, mobile phone.

I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!

White Collar Survival Kit by Rigoulot May 14, 2011

Bushwackers Survival Kit 

A wallet containing a bank card, ID and a condom.

I'm gonna have to go home, I forgot my Bushwackers Survival Kit.

Bushwackers Survival Kit by whoknewyouknew January 28, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022