When a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates onto the females back while she is sleeping and puts the sheets over her. In the morning, the female wakes up with the sheets stuck to her back like a cape. Therefore looking like superman.
by Mike Q [Tha____NY] October 17, 2007
when a guy jizzes on a girl's back and tells her he's gonna wipe it up with a towel, when really he just throws it on her back so that it gets stuck and looks like superman's cape.
preferably with a red towel.
preferably with a red towel.
by chingaling October 2, 2007
When you throw a hoe out a window and she gets paralyzed from the neck down like christopher reeves.
by General Biology November 28, 2007
To remove the sheet from a sleeping girl, then proceed to ejaculate all over her back without waking her up. When done, put the sheet back over her and make sure the sheet sticks to her back. Then throughout the night your manlove will dry. Resulting in the sheet being glued to her back with your juices. And finally when she awakes and gets out of bed she will get up with the sheet stuck to her back like superman's cape.
if she gets out of line superman that hoe!
by chooodeman November 12, 2007
When you cant get nutin from your hoe, wait till shes asleep and then cum all over her back, then cover her back with a sheet. Go to sleep. When she wakes up in the morin your cum will have dried with the sheet on her back and will look like a cape.
Superman that Hoe.
Superman that Hoe.
by Kendall Thompson December 2, 2007
when a female does not want to have sex, the male ejaculates on her back while she is asleep, so that when she wakes up, the sheets are stuck to her back like a superman cape.
Bob: yo, she didn't wanna have sex last night, dawg!
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!
(both start laughing)
Bill: so did u superman that hoe?
Bob: yea, she had a blue cape when she woke up!
Bill: haha, that's what the dumb broad gets!
(both start laughing)
by cookie2 April 20, 2008
When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
by www.OGBOBBYJOHNSON.com October 28, 2007