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super mario galaxy 

Non-biased opinion: A game for the Wii, that has sold over 6 million copies and has been universally praised by critics.

True Opinion: The best game on the Wii by far, and one of the best games ever created, with great gameplay, innovative design, AWESOME orchestrated music, and cool graphics (The best on the Wii).
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought Super Mario Galaxy!

Guy 2: Is it good?

Guy 1: OH HOLY FUCK YES *Dies*

Guy 2: ....*Goes to buy Mario Galaxy*
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Super Mario Galaxy 

The BEST video game ever, literally. Released in 2007 for the Wii. Mario is invited to the Star Festival, which occurs every 100 years. As Mario arrives, Bowser turns up on cue and destroys the festival, and kidnaps Peach and takes to his new galaxy. Mario is blasted into space, and later wakes up on a distant planet, where he learns disaster has also struck Rosalina, a princess in space. Her power stars have been lost, and found by Bowser. Mario must go to many different galaxies, and regain the 120 power stars. They can get Mario across the world to where Bowser has Peach. Somewhat familar to Super Mario 64.
Man 1: What game should I get for my new Wii?
Man 2: Super Mario Galaxy!! Its the BEST!!

Super Mario Galaxy 

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?
I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!
Super Mario Galaxy by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023

Super Mario Galaxy 2 

The squeal to Super Mario Galaxy.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is MUCH better than the first because they added Yoshi (yay) and Yoshi power-ups. There's a "Fat Albert ass load" of really awesome/challenging levels/bonuses. (The first game was hardly challenging at all.)

For everyone who pwned Bowser in Super Mario Galaxy 1 and thinks they do it in Super Mario Galaxy 2... Bowser is harder, so expect to lose a few lives. The final galaxy (Bowser's Galaxy Generator) is a great challenge, too.

HINTS: 1--Secret Mushroom: When you start Bowser's Galaxy Generator, you will see a path that goes to the left. Climb up the pole at the end of the path and you will see a the red mushroom with the yellow star. (Increases your life to 6.)
2--Super Ground Pound: Jump, spin, and while spinning, do a ground pound.
Kid1: Hey, dude! guess what?
Kid2: What?
Kid1: There's a new Mario game coming out soon!
Kid2: OMG! What's it called?!?!
Kid1: Super Mario Galaxy 2!!!
Kid2: OMG HOLY SHIT ROFL OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid1 & Kid2: *goes so crazy their heads explode*
Super Mario Galaxy 2 by LilJ1996 November 8, 2010

super mario galaxy 2 

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!
guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*

Super mario Galaxy 3

a game that will never be a thing
Idk someone maybe you prob: man, i want Super mario Galaxy 3 its been over 10 years!
Super mario Galaxy 3 by the egg giver February 17, 2021

Super Mario Galaxy 2 

The act of getting really fucking pissed off and breaking your dad's $1500 dollar 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9001st time.
I broke my dad's $1500 42 inch 1080p TV after failing a level for the 9003st time.

fuck Super Mario galaxy 2 :(
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