Dude 1: Yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.
Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan
when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.
Dude 2: Shit. good call.
Dude 1: What time is it?
Dude 2: I'm tanning my penis.
Dude 1: Don't you know you can only get a nice even wang tan
when you have a boner? Rub that into a sundial.
Dude 2: Shit. good call.
Dude 1: What time is it?
by YoungBuc September 19, 2007
The art of taking a massive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand
by Nastiestpoopweinerurinaldeuce January 26, 2009
the slowest pizza place on the planet. generally tastes like cardboard. average delivery time: 2 hours.
by MATTATTACK22 January 22, 2012
The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.
Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!
by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020
When one gets an erection while laying on their back on a sunny day, causing a shadow which can be used to tell time.
by J FaRgZz July 6, 2011
This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
by Spartanboy3000 April 4, 2010
When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.
by Spooperdom February 11, 2020