sulmf

sulmf is an abbreviation of "Shut Up and Let Me Fap"

when your mother walks in screaming: "SULMF"

by Nasty Mind January 21, 2018

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad

I really love that slumflower

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Methane and sulfur compounds

Methane and sulfur compounds are stuff that comes out of your butt. It's basically a fart. The methane is the loud part of the fart, while the sulfur compounds are the stinky part. The more sulfur compounds it has, the stinkier the fart.

Ew! Who let out methane and sulfur compounds? It stinks! Stinky fart!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 20, 2021

Hydrogen-Sulfide

What be makin farts stank.

Hydrogen-sulfide is what be makin farts stank.

by LidaMif March 19, 2010

sulfur dick

When your dick is so dank it smells like sulfur and/or tastes like sulfur. Often developed through poor hygiene or sweat from busting your ass after a long hard day of work.

Boyfriend: Baby I know I worked all day but I need a blow job.

Girlfriend: Okay Daddy let me get that dick.

Boyfriend: Takes dick out and BAM!

Girlfriend: ewww babe you have sulfur dick.

by Uncutking69 December 25, 2020

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

by 98ik8 March 15, 2022

potassium yttrium sulfur

More scientifically accurate, Potassium Yttrium Sulfide, this spells KYS. If somebody tells you this, they either respect you enough to shit on you or really fucking hate you.

Doctor: I think you're retarded.
Retard: What can I do doctor?
Doctor: One 10mg pill of potassium yttrium sulfur should be sufficient.
Retard: thx doc!

by dirtyrupees June 15, 2018