Sucks donkeys

When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.
by Skiperoo Nasty May 10, 2010
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sucks donkey dick

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
by TomD1969 January 12, 2011
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sucks donkey balls

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
by ThatGirl79 December 07, 2013
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cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt
dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker
by daves not here August 07, 2006
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sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
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